Movers’ Portal > 10 Zinging Home-Removal Jokes
Home removals is a serious business. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a chuckle every now and again. Here are some of our favourite jokes about moving house for all you removal people out there, so enjoy!
1. If you think no one cares that you’re alive, just miss a couple of house payments.
2. Estate agent: first your folks tell me what you can afford, then we’ll have a good laugh and go on from there.
3. How much are they asking for your rent now? Oh, about twice a day.
4. The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today’s young families is to get one.
5. The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the basement.
6. If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbour cut the grass.
7. What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house? Any, houses can’t jump.
8. My friend and I are moving into a tree-house together. I hope we don’t fall out.
9. I saw a Facebook status last week: “I’m moving out of my house tomorrow, does anybody have a van I can rent?” I thought to myself, “Blimey, things must be bad.”
10. Enough of the jokes. It’s time to get back to work! And talking of work: if you want to get quality, verified leads in your area, why not sign up to join buzzmove?
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